Who is this Brian Essen guy?

For decades now, millions of people have never asked themselves that very question. But with this brand new website, I hope to shrink that number by at least 10.

Well, let me tell you a little about myself. I am a white male. Sometimes I watch TV, but other times, I don't. I also like to read, such as road signs and drive-thru menus. One of my favorite pastimes is breathing; I can't seem to get enough of it. On a hot, sunny day, there is nothing more refreshing than a tall glass of water... with ice! My favorite movie is the one with that one guy in it. I'm not a fan of high gas prices, people who are mean to me, and Carrot Top.

Hope that clears the air a little. If not, check out a random fact about me below. It'll change, from time to time.

For a number of years, Brian followed the soap opera "All My Children". Trevor Dillon kicks ass.