Some Links

Thanks for visiting my website... now leave. Please, click on one. I don't want you loitering around my site anyway, slacker! And don't ever show your face around here again!

I mean, isn't that what a Links page really is? But what website would be complete without a page of links to other sites. Mine is more for my benefit; if you happen to like some of this stuff, and you very well might, then good for you.

For the record, I don't necessarily endorse any product being sold on any of these sites, but rather enjoy their method of selling it. I'll also warn you know - there is some stuff here that may contain bad language or partial nudity... just to say that not all of my links are boring. I'm not responsible for their content (as much as I may want to take credit).

HyperDrive Interactive
I would be hard-pressed not to include my employer, the company I've been with since its inception.

Communication Arts
Any magazine that will feature my art must be a good magazine, right? Not necessarily? Oh.

Mac & PC
I'm a Mac guy, but I'm no hardcore loyalist. However, I am totally in love with these ads. Brilliant.

Favourite Website Awards
This site awards other sites for their design and user experience... basically a link to more sweet links.

Shave Everywhere
This is a kick-ass way to sell a product... Phillips has some big (persimmons) to make a site like this.

The Sundown Piano
Touch a sunburnt babe and she makes a sound. Touch a bunch of sunburnt babes to make music.

Larissa Meek
I have slight history with this one-time Miss Missouri and brief TV star... and I ain't making it up, either.

The Falling Woman
Continuous Flash animation of a woman in a bikini falling on spheres... it's rather hypnotizing.

Roller Coaster Database
The most comprehensive roller coaster database online. An awesome resource, considering it's free.

Theme Park Insider
Features news & blogs about major parks, but also has an accident report that makes for a good read.

Lostpedia
I am a hardcore fan of LOST, but I use this site to keep my facts straight, in case I missed anything.

Homestar Runner
Hilarious Flash cartoons.. "and don't forget to experience the fury of... our gift shop... click".

Salad Fingers
A very creepy series of cartoons featuring Salad Fingers... "I like it when the red water comes out".

Billy Blob
Some cool cartoons, but my reasons for linking here are "Karma Ghosts" and "Bumble Beeing".

NEW! - Charlie The Unicorn
Join Charlie on an adventure. An adventure. A magical adventure to Candy Mountain. And mooore...

Angry Video Game Nerd
"He's gonna take you back to the past, to play the shitty games that suck ass"!

Chad Vader
A series of shorts chronicling the humorous fall and rise of Darth Vader's younger brother, Chad.

Injured Stormtrooper
There are plenty of funny videos out there, but I do enjoy a good Star Wars parody, and this is one.

Star Wars Episode 3 Parody
This is another one. Though it's a lot more stupid, it does a good job of amplifying character traits.

10 Things I Hate About Commandments
One more. This time, it's Moses vs. Ramses for class president, while Principal Firebush oversees all.

The Onion
This is where I go to balance the effects of reading the regular news on a daily basis.

America' Hottest College Girl
I mean, how does the NCAA not make this an officially sanctioned, nationally televised tournament?

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