01.08.08

It's been almost nine months... I wonder what theories you people are cooking up?

"Is Brian the proud father of a new baby hippopotomus? Was Brian kidnapped and forced to help spin the enormous wheel that powers the BCS computer? Perhaps Brian was asked by MI6 to rendevous in Istanbul with a beautiful Russian woman and a stolen Soviet decoding device. Maybe Brian hasn't missed a beat - perhaps the Island has allowed Brian to move through time faster, so that for Brian, today happened nine months ago, which would also explain why Brian does not look his real age of 7897 years old..."

Naw. I was just busy... or lazy... one of the two.

Apparently, updating the site once a year isn't enough for some of my hardcore fans (of which there must be more than one, as "fans" is plural), so I've decided to break the silence and announce that I will be squeezing a BrianEssen.com update into my already hectic off-season schedule, hopefully before the month is out. And now that I've sat on Site B for over a year, I think I'm ready to rethink and re-explore what I really want it to be.

So to the two of you that have said something to me... stay tuned!

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